PRICELESS WORDS (A Truthfully Husband)

    PRICELESS WORDS:



    A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

    He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees

    is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

    He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and

    pressed. He looks around the room and sees that

    it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

    "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.

    Love You!"


    Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and

    sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

    His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

    Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye

    when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,

    "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

    breakfast is on the table waiting for me?

    I should expect a big quarrel with her!"


    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,

    and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,

    you said,


    "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"



    Moral:

    Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00

    Broken crockery - $ 800.00

    Breakfast - $ 10.00

    Saying the Right Thing While Drunk â€" "PRICELESS "



    There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy.,

    

A teenage college guy sent a love letter to his classmate.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.


My Dearest Pooja,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
________________

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?

**********

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

**********

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

**********

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

**********

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

**********

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

**********

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

**********

8 ) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

**********

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

**********

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Aakash

************ ********




Pooja's reply letter was also in Q/A format .......


Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

**********

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside...... Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

**********

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********


8 ) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you .

JHONY JHONY Reloded : Today's World Each Person's Situation

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Private Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa

Increment
Ha ha ha :)

History !! Mystery !! Coincidence ?? - The Worlds Best Teaching of the History

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can..

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F.. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born In 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat..

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'..

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hide in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hide in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...

2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

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3) Fold the other end, exactly as before

4) Now, simply turn it over...

What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE?

YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough...
Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...

Then The Twin Towers.

..And now .. Look at this!

TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama) ???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!


Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:

Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will

Not mind reading !